How to have gay sex in a dorm

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This technique can get real ugly, real quick. I want you to shut up so I don’t have to explain this to my flat mates in the morning. Im not putting my hand over your face as a sex thing, I don’t want you to try and bite my fingers like you’re a horse being fed. Which as said before, will more often than not end up in an attempted murder situation. It doesn’t take a genius to figure out when to hush down in the sex department, but in my recent experience, the boy has taken this as a sign of ‘lets get rough’ sex. This will only work if the boy you are sleeping with has over 10 brain cells. There are a few things you can do to resolve this, but to be totally honest, it’s a lose-lose situation.

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The rooms are tiny with walls so paper thin you can pretty much hear when the penis inserts, Let alone if either of you are actually making any moans and groans. First thing yesterday morning I walked into the kitchen in my fragile hung-over state after a heavy Saturday night and my flat mate said “XXX didn’t last long did he”- fucking great.ĭorm sex.

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